n8rnate - December 8, 2011 8:10 PM - Text
#SixWordMovies
All of my #sixwordmovie tweets in one convenient list:
- Han shot first; fuck you, George
- Cupboard wakes Indian, kid has derpface.
- Kangaroo ninjas teach morals and magic.
- Paxton loves Hunt. We got cows!
- Elderly medium, “I am your daughter!”
- Tell him, Ray. K-Mart sucks. Toothpicks.
- John Travolta looks like your aunt.
- She has three dads. Streep sings.
- Gretchen cracks, makes fetch happen. Grool.
- Kevin Spacey walks fine, reads walls.
- School shutting down, Whoopi starts choir.
- Screamed in space, no one heard.
- Vampire gets her pregnant, vagina explodes.
- Two psychic kids escape in Winnebago.
- Has period, kills everyone at prom.
- Shrinks kids, finds son in Cheerios.
- Waits in jungle, marries Bonnie Hunt.
- Why is Raiden a white guy?
- Dude, your genie looks like Shaq!
- Spit is not cowboy lube, Ennis.
- Blue Pocahontas saves Space Fern Gully.
- Killed himself, now he’s on House.
- Pop stars go on madcap adventure.
- Dinosaurs get smart, thwart evil circus.
- Red Feathers change signs over cookies.
- Boutique snubs shopping hooker, big mistake.
- 300 years later, virgin resurrects them.
- Puppets lose theater, get it back.
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